shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

starllex:

when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked